ARTICLES BY BOB KOWCHANSKI

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A KEVIN BACON IMPERSONATOR RUINED MY PARTY AND I WANT REVENGE by Bob Kowchanski - (EDITORIAL) - 1/15/26

What begins as a low-stakes holiday party spirals into an absurd, rage-soaked farce when the author's attempt to manifest celebrity energy backfires spectacularly. Fueled by nostalgia, questionable life hacks, chemical optimism, and deeply held personal rules about snack ownership, the night unravels into mistaken identity, wounded pride, friendship stress tests, and a catastrophic failure of bodily trust.

I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY: A QUIZ by Bob Kowchanski - (FEATURE) - 2/14/26

Valentine’s Day is a trap, and Bob Kowchanski has the emotional arrest record to prove it. Take this quiz to find out whether you’re a hopeless romantic, a barely-contained menace, or the kind of person who ends every date in a holding cell with a guy named Lenny.